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driftward:

autumnslance:

autumnslance:

Apparently the GShade devs have decided to “own” someone by installing malware in the latest GShade update. Because they don’t want someone using a “competitor” of their free software that is a fork of ReShade to begin with.

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So yeah. Twitter is in a meltdown over this, as you might imagine.

Save your presets and uninstall from the file folder, not the launcher, as it’ll force you to install an update (with the malware on it!) first.

Which’ll restart your system if you try to use something other than GShade.

Also:

CAN WE GO A DAY WITHOUT SOMEONE IN THIS COMMUNITY GETTING UP THEIR OWN ASS ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THEY THINK THEY ARE TO A FRACTURED-OVER-SOCIAL-MEDIA GLOBAL FANDOM?!

An update. A bit late and maybe they should have explained things to start instead of trying to browbeat a kid in the chat. Between this and the weird as heck image a lot of folks got throwing text all over their screens insisting they check the FAQ, they’ve been real weird lately.

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On the recent concerns involving GShade:

I would like to personally apologize for the undue stress I may have caused both the community and our Moderators in the process of attempting to improperly address an ongoing situation.

As part of a conflict with third parties attempting to redistribute copyrighted assets with GShade without permission, an anti-tampering function was added to GShade’s installer to trigger restarts in the event that a third party, external software, or library utilized the GShade installer’s functions without actually running it. It was not possible to trigger this function by running the GShade installer normally.

This function has been removed from the GShade installer, and will never be re-implemented again. Moving forward, I will also be looking into easing up the update requirements associated with GShade, as they are ultimately what led to this conflict in the first place.

Software developer here. I work for a large software company you almost certainly have heard of. Opinions here do not reflect those of my employer. You know the drill.

I am seeing some arguments that this gshade update does not meet the admittedly nebulous definition of malware. I disagree. While it is a very minor case of such, the fact is, the software is taking action that the end user does not expect, that is not necessary for the operation of said software, and can have an adverse outcome. A restart is mild, but the software has no need to invoke a restart, does not warn the user that it is doing so, and is not expected to do so. Pretty simple.

As a software developer, my duty is first to the end user (or, less often, to a client). As such, it is my responsibility to act in their best interests first. Putting in a change that restarts the user’s machine just because I do not like -how- they are choosing to use the software violates this duty, in my opinion.

I see a few comments that this kind of action is not uncommon in proprietary software. I would like to examine that and ask the question as to whether or not we should view that as acceptable behaviour either. Wanting to protect your own work is, I believe, reasonable. Taking actions to protect your own work from external or malicious actors is also reasonable.

However, as the saying goes, your right to swing your fist ends at my face. Actions you take to protect your software should end at the boundaries of that software. And the nature of our work, as developers, is that our software is only part of the equation. The other parts are the environment in which it runs, which we do not control, and the hardware it runs on, which we do not own.

The end user has a right to decide what runs, and how, on their machine. I believe they should also have the right to interact with it how they see fit.

The most appropriate way to handle this (if there is an appropriate way at all) would have been, perhaps, at most, a trigger to shut down in the GShade process if it detected tampering. That is it. Triggering a restart on the host machine, which again, is hardware that belongs to someone else in an environment created by someone else, is an overreach, unless you already have a pre-existing agreement in place with the person or persons who ultimately own and control the environment the code will run in.

I believe that GShade is, at this point, malicious software from a developer I no longer trust.

Triggering a restart also potentially mess up with people’s data. Causing corrupt or loss of data. And in extreme cases can cause problems with the system (e.g., restarting while in the background something is updating).

And as @driftward had explained, it was a totally unexpected action. I mean, when I’m updating drivers, I will close everything because a Restart is part and parcel of updating drivers. ReShade – from which Gshade was forked – is a per-app injector that does not need a restart because it fully exists in userspace, and not running when the app in which it’s doing its injection is not.

So it’s borderline malware.

littlefeatherr:

larisa-2020:

Турецкая художница….. ДЕНИЗ САГДЫЧ🌷🌹.. Создала удивительные Картины из мусора!!!👌

Turkish artist….. DENIZ SAGDICH🌷🌹.. Created amazing Paintings from garbage!!!👌

HOLY MOLY

How long did it take for him to create a piece? And imagine how difficult it is to make one because one can’t see the image until one steps away… how many kilometers he must’ve stepped away from and back to his art?

everythingfox:

He gave up

(via)

Boxers may have Serious Faces™, but in reality every single one of them are goofballs 💕

yahoo-geddon:
“Yahoo Groups? Yes, We’re Still Saving Them. Stay Tuned!
In 2019, #Verizon shut down #YahooGroups. While the #ArchiveTeam focused on saving as many groups across the board, #transformative #fandom took on the task of saving our...

yahoo-geddon:

Yahoo Groups? Yes, We’re Still Saving Them. Stay Tuned!

In 2019, #Verizon shut down #YahooGroups. While the #ArchiveTeam focused on saving as many groups across the board, #transformative #fandom took on the task of saving our communities.

A new Yahoo Groups #Dreamwidth community has been started where you can keep up with the progress of the Yahoo Gedden Rescue Team as they process and add metadata to the (gulp) million groups they saved

https://yahoogroups.dreamwidth.org/

From 2020:“Between the #ArchiveTeam volunteers and the Yahoo Groups Fandom Rescue Project, we saved 960,233 unique groups through Yahoo’s GetMyData method (not counting what was saved through the Python script and PGOffline). Wow! And hopefully some more is yet to come as there are a few people who have promised to send us their GMDs but haven’t yet.”

“How much of that is #fandom? At this point, all I can estimate is “somewhere around 300,000?” It is really impossible to know yet. I finished working on the metadata and will be uploading it soon, and sometime next spring (I hope!) we might begin on the more finely-detailed analysis that would let us identify individual fandoms and all of that.“

The project is ongoing & volunteers will be needed

11/22 update: “As of this evening, it’s up to 12.39% sorted & 0.99% tagged.”

“A big call for volunteers won’t go out until I have all tabs prepped & ready to go, but if you or someone you know is detail-oriented and likes the idea of helping out, limited numbers of volunteers can be used right now, as indeed a couple of them have been hard at work for months tagging tabs & fleshing out any bugs in the tagging process.”

random-chaos-thoughts:

tuulikki:

swan2swan:

swan2swan:

punished-ned:

welcometoyell:

knightofleo:

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!


EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds. 

UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…

….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.

He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own. 

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Originally posted by ten-piece-mcbitchass

Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job

Was sad that the mom died/MIA, but then saw this:

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Goncharov score masterpost

thisisnotjuli:

I want to make a post to keep track of all the Goncharov score that’s been uploaded to tumblr, so I will link to all the one’s I’ve found so far and update with any new ones that come up (if you know any I’m missing please share the link!)

Main Theme uploaded by @caramiaaddio

Main Theme (End Titles) uploaded by @if-only-angels-could-prevail

Main Theme (Reprise) uploaded by @raccoonfink

Main Theme uploaded by @eternenty

General Soundtrack uploaded by @mortal-ghost

Shortened Main Title as used in the original theatrical release, uploaded by @somanyofthekids

Main Theme (Opening Credits) uploaded by @fireball-me

The Bridge Breaks uploaded by @nicewizard

The Clocktower uploaded by @dungeonmastersconsortium

Farewell Scene uploaded by @levuna (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Farewell Scene - Extended Version uploaded by @levuna

Tempus Fugit - “Clock Theme” uploaded by @trupowieszcz  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Goncharov Theme in Minor uploaded by @mapplejuice  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Katya’s Leitmotif (Vinyl Rip) uploaded by @unscharf-an-den-raendern  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Andrey’s Theme uploaded by @the-frosty-mac (pointed out to me by @muzic4sewerratz , thank you!)

It Is True (Extract) uploaded by @hex-of-els (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Memories Of Water - Goncharov Soundtrack uploaded by @rismrus (pointed out to me by themself– please do feel free to toot your own horn!)

Katya’s Sonata uploaded by @arcanistvysoren

“For My Love” Andrey’s Serenade uploaded by @shits-getting-weird (pointed out to me by themself)

Stolen Time uploaded by @avatar-of-the-vast

Sharing A Dance uploaded by @the-frosty-mac (pointed out to me by themself)

In The Boathouse uploaded by @madame-karenina

What Was And Will Be uploaded by @piano-flute

Overture on the Clocktower uploaded by @dead-minecraft-fandoms (pointed out to me by @mccoppinscrapyard, thank you!)

Privyet Goncharov uploaded by @rismrus (pointed out to me by themself)

Goncharov’s Gun uploaded by @netcup

Sofia’s Serenade to Katya, from the deleted scene in the boat where she sings “Come Raggio di Sol,” uploaded by @melongumi

Sofia’s Theme uploaded by @andrey-transgenderism

Icepick Joe’s Leitmotif uploaded by @whimperandabang

Waltz of the Pearls uploaded by @raynaonyourparade

Katya’s Theme uploaded by @fancydunamancy

Katya’s Theme (a different version) uploaded by @katyathemegoncharov

Katya’s Death Song (ночь, улица, фонарь) uploaded by @traumagician

Lovers Forlon - “Katya and Sofia Final Goodbye” from the deleted scene, uploaded by @colours-of-the-galaxies

Andrey On The Bridge uploaded by @reinbel

Palace Dance Scene uploaded by @lostlovepunk

Dirge of the Living uploaded by @paradoxicalpockets

Smoke and Mirrors uploaded by @andrey-shot-first

Goncharov, Alone uploaded by @khufiya-khaufnak-antariksh

If You Loved Me, You Wouldn’t Miss uploaded by @thetasteoffire who also provided a transcript in a reblog of this post (link)

Clocktower Confrontation uploaded by @rismrus

Goncharov’s Dream uploaded by @verochkasnightmarecorner

Love Theme uploaded by @literary-potat0

Time Motif (All Things Twist) uploaded by @oldbay-on-apples

Predatel'stvo (Katya’s Lament) uploaded by @lierdumoa

Shootout on the Old Bridge uploaded by @raynaonyourparade

This Is It uploaded by @angrycatlovesfandoms

Gonchorov’s Theme and Sofia’s Theme uploaded by @koalas-cave

Last Train uploaded by @minotaurlovesyou

Now Departing uploaded by @theshadowbastard

The Courtroom uploaded by @traegorn

Goncharov’s Death uploaded by @loruleyuga

Katya in Peril (Vinyl Rip) uploaded by @unscharf-an-den-raendern

Te Deum (Cathedral Scene) uploaded by @3liza

Katya and Sofia uploaded by @elluminis

Love Theme uploaded by @tweltchy

Katya’s Theme uploaded by @maebird-melody

The Betrayal uploaded by @kip-can-fiddle

Chase Scene uploaded by @fireball-me

Prayer Scene uploaded by @fireball-me

Delusions by the Clocktower uploaded by @sleeveace22

A Clockmaster’s Lament uploaded by @rismrus

If only time would stop for us uploaded by @fireflydragon2005

Apples at the Market uploaded by @raynaonyourparade

Four Seconds (The Clockmaker Reprise) uploaded by @lostinthewinterwood

Demise uploaded by @hyrixmusic

In The Church At Midnight uploaded by @composerinprogress

Dockside #2, one of the unreleased tracks, uploaded by @reptilemodernism

Unnamed Fragment from Goncharov’s death scene, uploaded by @quizshow1994

Bonus:

Cover of the song Goncharov (2010) by @idiopathicsmile  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

At Goncharov’s Gate (PC Version), song written for the PC game with a Super NES port released in 1994 for PC-DOS, uploaded by @badgraph1csghost (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Intro to Goncharov (Super Nintendo version) uploaded by @badgraph1csghost

You Think You Have Time, a remix of the original theme that wound up in Hotline Miami DLC, uploaded by @coolwitchaunt

Bonus Disc Menu uploaded by @turtrose

One of the official trailers was recently recovered by @talkshowhost1996

A soundtrack compilation is now available on soundcloud

Analysis of the music in the Ballroom Scene by @clarionglass

Analysis on the overall sountrack by @odense

i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

Asked by Anonymous

(This post will be kept pinned & periodically updated until 28 Nov)

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like a year:

[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The OP is by @zootycoon with a cat-eared computer icon. At the top is a close-up of a white person holding up a black hightop sneaker tongue to display the label. In an all-caps font like a movie poster, the sewn on label reads: “<in black>THE GREATEST MAFIAMOVIE EVER MADE <in red> MARTIN SCORSESE PRESENTS <in black, bold> GONCHATOV <black subtext> DOMENICO PROCACCI PRODUCTION A FILM BY NATTED JWHJ0715 ABOUT THE NAPLES MAFIA” The body of the text reads: “i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck” The reblog below it is from @loseremo with a green fruit icon. The addition is simply a screenshot of a comment from dark mode from @abandonedambition with a trans flag Azrael head icon. It reads: “this idiot hasn’t seen goncharov” /End ID]ALT

Link to post.

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by @beelzeebub with a white, brown-haired person wearing round shades as their icon. The post is a very convincing mock-up of a 1970’s mafioso film, with most of the details taken from the original shoe. The featured actors listed at the top are Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The title is riddled with bullet holes and reads in all caps: [in black] MARTIN SCORSESE PRESENTS [in red] GONCHAROV [subtext, black] A FILM BY MAYYEO JWHJ O715 The quote off to the side is in red, and reads in all caps: WINTER COMES TO NAPLES. The body of the poster features a pink gradient sky. On the right is a landscape of block apartments; to left is a far off shot of whar looks like Saint Basil’s Cathedral. The main figure is a white man with slicked back brown hair and a trimmed mustache in an overcoat, holding a submachine gun (Robert De Niro). Around him, going clockwise, is a white man with short, unstyled hair and an eyepatch over his left eye (Harvey Keitel); a man with black hair and a black tuxedo holding an unidentified object (John Cazale); a white man with dark brown hair in a grey suit with red vest and tie, smoking (Al Pacino); a white man with a full brown mustache wearing a Soviet ushanka and a heavy grey coat, holding a handgun (Gene Hackman); and a blonde white woman (Cybil Shepherd) wearing a light grey fur coat and red lipstick. In front of the characters and bordering the bottom of the poster is a black line partially on fire, with an unidentifiable civilian car up in flames. Below this is a quote reading, in all caps: [In black]“THE GREATEST MAFIA MOVIE EVER MADE.” [In red]A DOMENICO PROCACCI PRODUCTION The film credits read as follows: Robert De Niro as “Lo Straniero/Goncharov” Al Pacino as “Mario Ambrosini” Harvey Keitel as “Andrey ‘The Banker’ Daddano” Gene Hackman as “Valery Michailov” John Cazale as “Joseph 'Ice Pick Joe’ Morelli” and Cybil Shepherd as “Katya” Written by MATTEO JWHJ0715 Produced by DOMENICO PROCACCI Directed by MARTIN SCORSESE Production Services by BEELZ Below this fabricated and convincingly aged movie poster, the post reads: Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese [In italics] “The greatsst mafia movie (n)ever made.” /End ID]ALT

Link to post.

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user @fircyk with a statue head as their icon. The post reads: “goncharov (1973) was just. ok let’s put robert de niro, cybill shepherd and al pacino in a fucked up murderous love triangle in italy. /End ID]ALT

Link to post.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. “No beta we die like ice-pick Joe” is already a tag.

[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user @hanniecat922, featuring a white person with fluffy hair steepling their fingers. The post reads: "Say what you want about Ice Pick Joe, but we stan a guy who: 1. Knows what he wants to do (stab ppl) 2. Knows how he wants to do it (with an ice pick). Best character in Goncharov (1973) by far. Y'all can fight me about it. The tags at the bottom read: #goncharov1973 #goncharov (1973) #goncharov #john cazale /End ID]ALT

Link to post.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it’s developed within less than a day, kind of like it’s being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We’re toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user @grazdan with a swirling galaxy as their icon. The post starts with a faked news screenshot, supposedly panning down the (still very false) Goncharov (1973) movie poster. It is supposedly being broadcast live, with a breaking news title is cut off, partially reading: "GONCHAROV II: KATYA’S REVENGE” IN …“ The time is 16:06. The scrolling news bar at the bottom reads: "ELON MUSK FOUND DEAD IN A DUMPSTER AFTER PROCLAIMING HE WILL BUY TUMBLR.C …” Below this fake “screenshot”, the post reads in all caps: “OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SCORCESE IS FINALLY DOING IT AFTER 49 years!!!!!!” /End ID]ALT

Link to post.

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

IMAGE 6 [Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by @notsolstice with a wailing ghost gremlin as their icon. The post reads: “are we welcoming new users to this website by posting abput the 1973 hit martin scorsese presents goncharov the greatest mafia movie ever made or is that just a coincidence.” The tags below read: #gunshots are all fine and well but sometimes a bagpipe rehearsal works even better #that bagpipe’s name? goncharov (1973) #unreality /End ID]ALT

Link to post (tags mine).

Edit: guys, please tag these posts “unreality” so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

[Image description: a sepia-toned, vintage looking movie poster. <headline in bold black letters> "THE GREATEST MAFIA MOVIE EVER MADE." <small font> – Stephen Schaefer, Boston Herald. MARTIN SCORSESE PRESENTS <huge font>GOMORRAH <smaller impact font, names in red> A DOMENICO PROCACCI PRODUCTION + A FILM BY MATTEO GARRONE BASED ON THE BEST SELLING EXPOSÉ BY ROBERTO SAVIANO ABOUT THE NAPLES MAFIA The poster is dominated by a man wearing only speedo and sneakers, carrying a large handgun, facing away from the viewer, walking into what seems like a stark, desert landscape, head bowed.  <In smaller text below, to the right side of the poster> OFFICIAL ENTRY ITALY BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM ACADEMY AWARDS 2008 <beside that, encircled in a laurel wreath> WINNER GRAND PRIX CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2008 <names in capitals in print worn almost too light to see>TONI SERVILLO, GIANFELICE IMPARATO, MARIA NAZIONALE, SALVATORE CATANTALUPO,  GIGIO MORRA, SALVATORE ABRUZZESE, MARCO MACOR, CIRO PETRONE, CARMINE PATERNOSTER IFC FILMS presents a FANDANGO production in collaboration with RAI CINEMA <Smaller almost incipherable text lists credits for story, screenplay, director> <bottom text>Produced with the support of Ministero per i beni culturali e ambientali – Departmente dello Specttacolo Developed with the support of the Media Programme of the European Community  Based on the novel GOMORRAH by ROBERTO SAVIANO Poblished in US by Farrar Straus & [unclear] [tiny logos of the various studios involved]/End ID]ALT

Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?

Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have “Squiddles” and penis smp explained in the replies.

Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.

Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.

Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it’s on Spotify!

Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC

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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.

Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)

Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)

Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)

Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)

Edit 14: Staff’s Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday

As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.

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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:

Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page

Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting

Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from

Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)

Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀

Screenshot of article reading: Tumblr user tsscat compiled a “Goncharov Lore Masterpost,” listing all the known theories and plot lines, which was edited to say “BUZZFEED DO NOT MINE THIS POST FOR CONTENT” at the top after BuzzFeed News requested to chat with them about it. So we’ll just link that here.ALT

(alt text included)

End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3

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Didn’t get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:

More trailers!

I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.

Website Logo: an icon of a basket with a video game controller inside it, beside which is written "itch.io" Header:Goncharov Game Jam Hosted by Autumn Chen Center text: Submissions open from November 21st 2022 at 1:30 AM to December 5th 2022 at 1:30 PM Submissions due in <in separate counters> 9 days 11 hours 30 minutes 20 seconds Big red button in the middle says "join jam" /ID]ALT

It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.

Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don’t count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history:the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited.” We’re on Wikipedia, people!

And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.

YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:

InformOverlord (4:30)

Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)

End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.

🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese’s daughter’s TikTok (real actual)

tw: unreality:

We did it you guys!

madphantom:

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I’ll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it’s not real. This is completely serious, I’ve made movies before and I’m willing to do it for the memes.

This post has reached more than 50'000 notes when I reblogged.

How’s the movie scene progressing?

hussyknee:

Hey, just in case people who already have been having a bad time with this meme are retriggered by Francesca Scorcese’s TikTok – Goncharov is fake. Martin Scorsese’s daughter is real, and that’s her real TikTok account, and presumably that is really her father. But Martin is just being a good sport by rolling with it and admitting he made it. The link Francesca sent him is the NYT article clearly saying it’s a fake movie.

PLEASE reblog this and DO NOT TAG IT UNREALITY. “Unreality” is for posts that are keeping up the bit, but info posts, reality-affirming posts and ones talking about the meme as a meme are solidly real. We really haven’t been doing a good enough job tagging this properly and protecting neurodivergent people from being gaslit and traumatized. I’ve seen way too many people saying they nearly had a breakdown because of being lied to. We never meant to hurt you, and I’m so sorry people were jackasses when you wanted to know the truth.

curiosity-cat:

i see your “goncharov can’t be made into a real movie cause that would ruin it” and raise you; someone does make a real version of goncharov but films 3 or 4 different versions of each scene/plot point, and than mashes them up to create like 30 different versions of the same movie. it’s released in theaters under the guise of being a perfectly normal film, but every person who goes to see it sees a slightly different version, which will just increase the confusion and amount of unconnected lore. is that possible? probably not. but it would be hilarious.

Possible? Yes. Especially with the advent of digital cinema.

Practical? Likely not.

Buuut… who knows…

Sometimes technology advances by leaps and bounds because someone somewhere was bored and thinks, “Let’s make something so outlandish…”